WNN Exclusive
04/24/01

As always, WNN's dedicated effort to expose the truth has once again
turned up some secrets. This time is seems our friends The Clone, editor
in chief of k-line magazine and webmaster of security sites such as
nettwerked.net and trapfone.com has more secrets.

As it turns out, The Clone, aka Rebecca Fitzgerald, sleeps with a pink
teddy bear. Yes, it's true. He, a grown man, and seemingly level-headed
individual sleeps with a pink, stuffed teddy bear purchased from Zellers. 

He affectionately calls his child's plaything "Muffy" and has been said to
cry quite violently when it's removed from his bedroom. 

WNN staff discovered this while investigating his living premises while he
was at work. As yet, WNN hasn't been able to find out just where The
Clone's place of employment is. A hidden camera was placed in Clone's
bedroom and the teddy removed. The following is an ascii conversion of
what the camera picked up when The Clone returned home to find his beloved
"Muffy" not on the silk pillow where he leaves it every morning.


____________
\  #######  \                  /0\
 \  pillow   \                 \|/
  \  #######  \                 |  The Clone
   \           \               /`\
    \  bed      \            _|   \_
     \___________\           


As you can see from the shocked look on The Clone's face, he was quite
distraught by the whole situation. Moments later, the camera caught Clone
crying furiously and banging his fists on the wall. WNN officials parked
in a white van outside, watching the ordeal eventually felt sorry for The
Clone and left the bear on his doorstep, rang the doorbell, and gracefully
ran away.

Sensitive young man, or derranged teddy-loving psychopath? You decide.